I have the best/worst larry david scenario that just happened to me lol. ew i will tell u later

Speaking of bee gees and am i stayin alive bc i thinl im dead

Not a druggie just diabetic

Dont call my name ricarddoooo

The hot ass bartender: is it stiff? monica: not stiff enough

Omg lorin grape lady is me in real life she has anal with a grape bucket

FWD: Do you know what's wrong with monica?? She keeps sayin she wants to be grape lady'd

Like spiderman with great power cums great reaponsibility...glitter nation has a responsibility

Waiiit ew lorin i just upchucked my chuck bass aka does betty white get u haute and bothered,,?

FWD: Grandma I'd like to funk

FWD: There's a butt grabber on the loose on nikes campus.

Wait i think i know what a gilf is? is it the gill of a lutefisk nroweigian fish

A bj is a bj